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Journal Entry: Tue Aug 11, 2015, 4:41 PM

Hello Deviantart, long time no see :)

Everything is ... different, I am scared.

I hope everyone is well :)

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200 000 (gone FOREVER)

Journal Entry: Wed Sep 26, 2012, 1:39 PM


200 000 th was captured by Gary Oak Ioik
:iconburnsexcellentplz: Excellent

And funsies....
Kiriban Adventures: The Truth of the Sport by themeguy

Hello. I have nearly accumulated 200 000 pageviews.
Whoever catches it (or the closest to it) and screen caps it I will draw something for you.
What it will will be a mystery!
I might draw how I imagine you look like. If more than one person gets it then I'll draw you as though you are best buddies.
Or maybe your pet, or the pet you should have.
Or your parents as Nicolas Cage.
Only time will tell.....
If no one gets it because of lack of interest then I'll just draw me sitting in a corner crying and eating cake. Will I be clothed? Probably, but maybe not.

I'm so hungry today.

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Nicolas Cage Day

Journal Entry: Wed Sep 19, 2012, 4:10 PM

I think there should be a day where everything is Nicolas Cage.
All our icons become Nicolas Cage.
Our facebook pictures are Nicolas Cage.
Create only Nicolas Cage related artwork.
Talk only about Nicolas Cage.
We change our computer wallpaper to Nicolas Cage.
We change our house wallpaper to Nicolas Cage (Unless it's painted then you paint Nicolas Cage)
Food should be Nicolas Cage.
Our pets become Nicolas Cage.
We become Nicolas Cage.

Not saying I'm gonna make it happen, just something to consider ....

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A website for all your needs

Journal Entry: Wed Sep 12, 2012, 11:44 AM

Here is a wonderful website

(ღ˘⌣˘ღ) ♫・*:.。. .。.:*・

Heeeeeeeeeeeey sexy lady!

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Olympics opening ceremony

Journal Entry: Fri Jul 27, 2012, 5:22 PM

Did you watch the opening ceremony for the Olympics?
I thought it was fab  (ノ´ー`)ノ I was a little worried about what it was going to be like and thought I'd watch it til I got bored but it was rather awesome and very, very British.

I'm really interested to see what people outside Great Britain thought of it.

My favourite part was how excited and interested the Queen looked all the time.

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Manchester MCM Expo

Journal Entry: Fri Jul 20, 2012, 10:12 AM

Is anyone else going to the MCM expo in Manchester tomorrow? I'm going with a No Face.
It's going to be swell.
Or at least I assume it will be swell.....
I'm gonna take donuts and I'm gonna eat those donuts. You may have one.

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Banana Cat

Journal Entry: Mon May 28, 2012, 8:28 AM

I made a super villain.

Also Mister fell asleep with his eyes open.


Such an exciting journal.

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Stranger Danger!!

Journal Entry: Mon May 21, 2012, 8:09 AM

:iconohshitplz: Usernames changing.

Personally I'm against being able to change usernames - if you have a username you don't like, particularly an embarrassing one, you should be stuck with it forever, as a constant reminder of all the mistakes you've made in the past. Like when you have to use your embarrassing email address to apply for jobs and college.
Yeah, EmoWolfLover666 sure is timeless. You can't go wrong if you have 'chan' or 'kawaii' or especially 'desu' in your username even though you're not Japanese.
You should proclaim your love for that fictional character from that fandom you will love forever.
Deviantart letting people change their usernames isn't letting people learn from their mistakes, it's letting them take the easy way out. And that is wrong.
You should wear your disliked username as a badge of shame. Show people that you were foolish in the past but you have grown as a person. Set an example for the children - show them that they must take time to consider things.

Anyone who changes their username is disowned.

(I'm looking at you UnicornReality....)

Actually, I'd change my username but I quite like kangel. Unfortunately YellowSnowman is taken >:I

Also, I have moved out of the house with the mother to my own house because she had gotten far, far too much to handle. My little brother has come with me and now I am like his mother.
I will not have the internet in my house for a while, until I get finances sorted out.

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Journal Entry: Sun Apr 1, 2012, 7:54 AM

Not enough cats >:I

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An illustrated guide

Journal Entry: Fri Mar 30, 2012, 12:05 PM

OuijaBoardum tagged me and here be the answers. With pictures. Also, I can't tag anyone because I'm a badass rule breaker. And I don't know who to tag :'I

5 Random facts:
1. I need the toilet but I'm too lazy to walk upstairs.
2. I sometimes refer to myself as male. I don't know why.
3. Sometimes I narrate my life in my head.
4. I wore a Spider-Man t shirt to work today.
5. I like almost any food except celery.

1. Favourite colour combination.
I like hot pink and aqua blue/teal.

2. Favourite animated movie, and why? (includes CGI as well as traditional animation)
I love How to Train you Dragon, mainly for Toothless and it's just wonderful, although I don't understand why the adults have Scottish accents and the kids American.
I have a list a mile long of animated movies I love though.

3. Ice cream or Frogurt?
Ice cream, but I have never eaten frogurt :'I

4. Favourite country to visit.
Ummm ... I don't know, I haven't been out the country much.

5. Summer or Winter, and why?
Summer, it makes me happy, even though I like it when it gets dark early.

6. What do you think is your best feature?
Physically I don't know but I like my sense of humour. If no one else I can make myself laugh... alone... in the corner.

7. What got you joining deviantART?
I was a wee young one and wanted to put my drawings on the internet.

8. What movie have you watched the most in your life, and roughly how many times did you watch it?
I don't know :'I I have a hard time thinking of my favourite anything. I can't think of one but I've been in the mood to watch Battle Royale lately - I've only seen it twice so it doesn't really answer this question.

9. Fruit or veggies?
Fruit, although I'm a bit allergic I eat it anyway because I'm really hardcore like that.

10. Socks with sandals?

11. What colour is your underwear RIGHT NOW.
It has Danger Mouse on it.

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Off to Birmingham

Journal Entry: Tue Mar 13, 2012, 5:49 PM

Not for funsies.
For worksies.

Going tomorrow with some people from work to the Education Show in Birmingham to promote our new product.
Primary Sign Intro by kangel

There'll be so much walking around and having to converse with people. Strangers even. So much danger.
The world's tallest man is going, I want to meet him :noes:!
So, if by chance you happen to be going, come by and say hi. And bring me cake.
There's a fancy, fancy award ceremony on the Saturday. Peter Andre is going apparently. I'll serenade him with my rendition of mysterious girl.

My cat proved today that they don't always land on their feet ._.

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Things you've always wanted to know about unicorns

Journal Entry: Sat Feb 25, 2012, 5:36 PM

:icongo-on-plz: The title's a question but the deviantart journals don't allow enough characters to let me put a question mark on the end of the statement.

So yes, what have you ever wanted to know about unicorns?
I need the questions for something.
Something secret... for now.

pixel unicorn by duncansonpixel unicorn by duncansonpixel unicorn by duncanson


Umm. Life is going fairly well. I woke up feeling cheerful this morning. I think it was the weather getting nicer coupled with the fact that I hadn't made any plans for today. So it consisted of doing nothing, Chinese food, pepsi max and a little bit of Skyrim. But then I fell off a cliff and died.

My mother has mysterious brain issues which are yet unknown making her pass out and have seizures for yet unknown reasons. I spent Valentine's day in A&E with her. The nurse was an unpleasant man and the 999 operator was horrible and shouty and demanding.

Work is going very, very well. The project I've been working on is released next month. We've been nominated for an award which requires the obtaining and wearing of a posh dress D: It's also been tested with really, really positive feedback. I will share more information soon. Even if you don't care I'm going to share - I'm a badass like that.


Also, I shall spam you with some of UnicornReality's work now.
Diglett by UnicornRealityJake by UnicornRealityHuman Centipede IV by UnicornReality:thumb286197374:Lady Rainicorn by UnicornReality

And lastly:

(I currently have 8,850 messages D: Accumulated over months and months... expect late comment and replies. Eventually D': Sorrryyyy)

Peace out :iconragefaceplz: peeeeaaaccceeee

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Journal Entry: Sun Jan 29, 2012, 3:32 PM

I occasionally go through spouts of depression.
It can range from feeling low to 'My life is horrible, you're a failure and no one likes you and everything you do is pointless' (Which I know isn't true but some part of my brain tries its best to convince me otherwise), where I lay around with no energy either sleeping or feeling guilty for not doing anything.

I'm also super forgetful and my time management is horrible.

Just 'splaining why I'm not here much commenting and replying and giving people artwork I owe them
Forgiiiivvvveee meeeeeee

The silver lining is when the depression finally subsides I feel like the opposite, and I'm very productive and feel all creative and all that jazz.



Moving offices tomorrow. I am scared, new people.

Maybe move in with Mollinda's sister soon. Exciting.

RainbowSloth works with me now. Every Friday we wear super hero shirts and get delicious, fattening breakfast.

Peoples make me laugh :lol:

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Run awaaaaay

Journal Entry: Tue Jan 10, 2012, 1:28 PM


Sorry I am rubbish around here and non existant.
I'm super busy at work and tired all the time for some reason (The doctor does not know :'I Forever a mystery).
I am going to try and finish commissions/promised artwork this weekend. Apologies for the delay.

Speaking of work, the thing I've been working on for them for about a year is almost ready to be released. But it's a secret and I don't know when I can show/tell people what it is. Writing that was pointless.

girloveslink told me one of my comics ended up on 9gag
I wasn't aware of that site's existence before, it is deliciously entertaining.

I cruise around Tumblr often these days and post sketches as draw pokemon if people ask for them

I feel really sad tonight for no reason. I think I'm going to eat all those little angel cakes I bought today.

(Who makes these comics? I've seen some of them before, they're really funny)

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Christmas Horror Story

Journal Entry: Fri Dec 23, 2011, 1:04 PM


Went shopping today with the mother to get the food for Christmas and some extra little bits and ended up venturing into a pound shop where I found this....

It looks like someone has skinned Father Christmas, put his face in a plastic bag and is selling it for £1.
No presents this year kids!


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Journals are for important things :I

Journal Entry: Wed Dec 21, 2011, 11:59 AM


:music: Simply having a wonderful Christmas time :music:

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  • Playing: Edward Cullen's Exciting Christmas Adventure
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Thank you for the DD!

Journal Entry: Mon Dec 12, 2011, 7:12 AM


Thank you Lyricanna for suggesting and nasakii for featuring my Advent Calendar.
And everyone's lovely words!

I've actually had a very stressful weekend without sleep trying to finish a deadline for work (Working til 5am only for the file to corrupt somehow and die). I even had the chance to have a social life on Saturday - I got two offers and had to turn them down.

But now I am filled with happiness (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧

And I think we're having Chinese for tea tonight! Life is goooood.
I've eaten so many pringles and cake the passed two days I do believe I shall be very fat.

Sorry if I'm spouting nonsense, I'm sleep deprived and very happy! (´・ω・`)

Bye! :heart:
Hope everyone is well! :D

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Journal Entry: Sat Dec 10, 2011, 7:27 PM


Imagine you're a cat.
Yes, it's awesome isn't it.
But you need to expel urine. Where's the best place to do that?
In the litter tray over there?
Nope, let's pee all over that bag of electrical things.
And while you do it look the person who feeds you in the eye.

I can only assume this is what went through my cats head tonight.

Updating journal for no reason.
And maybe this.

This journal was brought to you by the letter Q and a tribe of micro pigs.

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Comic Commission Special!

Journal Entry: Thu Nov 24, 2011, 3:10 PM

Hello! :D

I'm in a rather dire financial situation which involves fears over not being able to afford food, not being able to heat the house and the possibility of sitting in the dark at the weekend because we can't afford more electric.
Oh, and Christmas is in a month and it would be nice to have a tree and get people presents ;D

So I am offering comic commissions.
They're £10 each and you would get something like the examples below.
You can be a specific or as vague as you like and I'll draw pretty much anything (Nothing too graphic though).
If you're interested just send me a note! :D
Or any questions just ask here or note ;D

Good night, sleep tight by kangel Art Block by kangel Hats by kangel
Sneaky Moggy by kangelA llama a day by kangelThe Deadly NightFury by kangel

Regular commissions are open too (just follow the link at the top of the journal)

Also, I've made some filled Christmas stockings. You can find them (And some more things in the near future) in my Etsy shop.

:iconheplz:Also, look at this. :iconheplz:

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